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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
(Source: darkladysatan)
Sarcasm at its best.
Same Watson.
Watsons are the best.
I think It’s pretty funny how the Sherlock cast are nothing like their characters
Benedict Cumberbatch is charismatic and social, said to be very pleasant to be around.
Martin Freeman is a little shit (and I love him for it)
And Andrew Scott is just puppies and flowers all wrapped up in a cozy Irish blanket.
My exams are over! :D (For now…) More time to draw~
Here’s Sherlock and John (in the costumes from Game of Shadows 8D)
elegant johnlock 8D
Sentiment.
;___________________;
Oh, Mycroft, honey.
NO
tHIS SHOULDN’T HURT AS MUCH AS IT DOES
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’
You didn’t even try,Sherlock.
Next year, if no one gives me any work, that’s fine. I’m not going to do well anyway. I’m not an actor, I’m just exploiting this industry.
(Source: the-littlebirds)
Prepare to kill, prepare to die.
[mob AU: Cleaning Up]
NEED THIS LIKE BLOOD
Well this is hot.
UM. I——
porn :]
FUCK O_O